Editorial intern Brandon Hansen on today’s bonus essay: Christopher Citro’s essay will sweep you up and spin you around, layering you in fallen trees and home explosions and radon, just for a start. His sharp wit and careful obsession with wind effectively captures the intimate and the violent, the lovely and the tragic.
Each Breeze Began Life Somewhere As a Little Cough
They stood up and stared about them rather stupidly. It seemed not credible that all this had been done by a current of air. Mr. Thornton patted the atmosphere with his hand. When still, it was so soft, so rare….
—Richard Hughes, A High Wind in Jamaica
The first time a tornado almost killed me was in Lawrence, Kansas. Hiding in the basement of my college rental, listening to the NPR announcer provide updates of one funnel cloud on the ground just to the south of us—moving north—and another on the ground just to the west of us—moving east. Sitting there in the dust with my girlfriend and one of two of the other confused tenants, I thought, so this is how it happens. This is how someone dies because of basically wind. At one point the announcer, whose studio was nearby and also in the crosshairs of both tornadoes, actually laughed as he described how they were bearing down directly upon us. Black humor was invented in the 1960s but now it belongs to anyone.
I remember looking around me in that basement for maybe an old bathtub or something that I could turn over Sarah and me so we’d live. Sweating there in the shadows, I remember noticing some of the junk left by years of students, a brass headboard, boxes spilling clothes all dust gray. The acrid scent of damp cardboard and stale soil. I don’t remember how it ended. At some point we stood up and walked out of the basement.
About a year after I moved out, that house blew up. Gasoline from leaking tanks beneath a station across the street seeped into the basement and an errant spark set the fumes alight. Dangerous air got it eventually. The local news interviewed one tenant who was out at the bars when it happened. When he came home there was no home left. Only news crews. “It’s a surreal experience,” said Glenn Baughman, who arrived about 4 a.m. to his upstairs apartment engulfed in flames. “You can’t really go crazy. You can’t really go anything.”
The Complete Soulwind, Scott Morse. Never read.
Inherit the Wind, Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee. Read long ago.
So the Wind Won’t Blow It All Away, Richard Brautigan. Read and re-read.
Windblown World: The Journals of Jack Kerouac 1947-1954, edited by Douglas Brinkley. Read.
Wind in a Box, Terrance Hayes. Read and re-read.
Wind Song, Carl Sandburg. Never read.
High Wind in Jamaica, Richard Hughes. Read last month and immediately reread.
Assembling it later that day, my girlfriend and I found that the springs came compressed, enclosed in an airtight plastic wrapping. “Stand back,” I said, being helpful, as I pierced the clear membrane and the coils expanded and the guest bed took its first deep breath. Each time a visiting friend or family member sleeps on it, it will take another. Last Saturday we made love on it then napped. It took a few deep breaths in a row. Then it took a break for a while. When we woke we noticed the cat had curled up at our feet. That was another, a little black cat shaped breath while we were asleep, holding on to one another and breathing without thinking of breathing.
Eyes: A huge tree is lying sideways in the backyard.
Eyes: A huge tree is lying sideways in the backyard. It looks like a tree. On its side.
Brain: Those branches are supposed to be way up in the air, not in the grass. Did I do something wrong? God, I hope not. Is that really a tree on its side?
Eyes: Yep. See?
And so on.
The landlord hired two guys to come chop it up and take it away. I set up my camera in the master bathroom and made a time-lapse movie of the guys working. Filming them from the second story window, they looked like mice, highly industrial mice with chainsaws and wheelbarrows. When they were done, they even sucked the sawdust up from the grass with a Shop-Vac. Have you ever seen a mouse vacuum a lawn? It changes you inside.
Several years later another windstorm brought down another massive cottonwood on the other side of the yard. I was standing in front of the second floor sliding doors, turned away, talking to my girlfriend when it started. At the first sound of crashing I snapped around to the glass.
Eyes: A huge tree is falling in the backyard.
Eyes: Look. It’s still falling.
Ears: Hear that crunching sound?
Feet: Feel the house shaking under you?
Brain: What the hell’s going on?
Eyes and ears and feet: (Sighing)
Brain: I get it. A tree’s falling over. But that’s not supposed to happen. Holy smoke! A huge cottonwood just got blown down right in front of me! Is my girlfriend ok? Is my cat ok? Am I ok?
I looked back over my shoulder. Sarah was ok. From where she was sitting she couldn’t see the tree, but she could hear it and she could feel the house shake. She was looking at me with her mouth open. Our cat was standing at my feet, looking up disapprovingly, wondering when I was going to give her a cocktail shrimp.
The article contains a photograph of a two-arm wind turbine that should be a three-arm wind turbine. Its missing limb lying at its feet in a snowy February field, pale blue highlighted by furrows of turned earth. The two remaining blades hanging down and out like a frown, like arms reaching for what’s lost, in a Renaissance composition trying to cradle the fallen limb. A deep-frozen Madonna and Child or renewably electric Pietà. It’s the middle of September, but I can’t get that image out of my head. A good reason to take a field trip.
Me: Could you imagine one of those arms falling off right now? It’d make my brain melt.
Sarah: It’s kind of scary just being close to one. Plus when the clouds move it makes the sky move. And it makes you feel like you’re tilting with the—
Me: You just used the word “tilt” by a windmill.
Sarah: (Singing lustily) I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha. My destiny calls and I go. And the wild winds of fortune will carry me onward. Oh, whither so ever they blow.
Me: (Mimicking the sound of a voice over a telephone) Uh… Hello? This is Destiny calling. Now go!
A foehn wind is a swift, unexpectedly warm current that forms down the lee slope of a mountain barrier. I don’t actually know what that last bit means, but I think I experienced one of these in my twenties. A girlfriend and I had traveled to a mountain in Virginia to take part in a sweat lodge ceremony. One evening as we were glowing inwardly like little flesh ovens from the effects of several hours perspiring in a dark cramped space followed by a dip in a frigid, spring-fed stream, walking through the autumn air, a sudden hot wind came humming down the slope, abruptly raising the temperature from the upper 50s to the balmy 70s. People came crawling out of their tents in the field, some nude, most with their mouths hanging open. Some started running. Some leaped around whimsically in case something mystical was happening. After a few charmed minutes the wind ceased. The temperature dropped again and we stood around under a sky full of spinning stars. We looked up at those little lights and at the distances behind the lights. The foehn wind gone. The air quiet again, invisible as always.
Sarah: And the place is not littered with dead birds.
Me: There’s cows all over on the ground but they were never airborne to begin with. There is a sound, but it isn’t a shrill, high-pitched grind or anything unpleasant. It’s kind of like a quiet wuff.
Sarah: It’s got a little hum to it. And occasionally you can hear the wind buffet. A whoosh.
Me: A whoosh over a hum. I’m with you there.
Sarah: It almost sounds like waves.
As radon decays, it produces other radioactive elements called radon progeny (also known as radon daughters). Unlike the gaseous radon itself, radon daughters are solids and stick to surfaces, such as dust particles in the air. If such contaminated dust is inhaled, these particles can stick to the airways of the lung and increase the risk of developing lung cancer.
When the guy pressed the button to see the initial readout this morning the number came up 0.4. The level of radon present in the ambient air outside—what you get sitting in the grass or pulling a lawn chair into the shade or following your lover across the lawn to try to get hold of her—is apparently 0.6. So now there’s less radon in our house than there is in our backyard.
Me: (Upon hearing the news, something like) Yeah (or) Groove (or) Right on.
In the darkness and the hot air people pray, silently and aloud, for themselves, for family and friends, for physical and psychological healing, for whatever burdens they’ve brought with them into that sweaty little tent.
The fan is no stronger than a vacuum cleaner, yet this is enough suction to pull the radon gas out from under the house and throw it into the sky to disperse and be somebody else’s problem. In fact before they install the permanent fan, they dig a few small holes to test how well the draw is beneath the whole foundation. They stick an ordinary Shop-Vac in the vent to provide the suction. The guy who gave us the estimate told us he wished he’d have invented the technology to do this. “It’s so simple and the man who thought of it in the 1980s is a millionaire twelve times over by now.”
“This one couple I met, they raised a whole family then checked the levels after the kids left for college. Through the roof. For fifteen hundred they could have had the gas sucked safely out before it had a chance to sit in the basement with the video games and the bunk beds. It’s too late for regrets. That’s for damn sure.”
I asked him if it was safe to hang out in the yard under where the radon chimney runs up the side of the house. “I’ll leave a few hazmat suits when we’re done in case you want to have a picnic out there.” I realized he was joking after about half a second. For half a second though I pictured Sarah and me sitting in the lawn in human Ziploc bags sipping chilled white wine, trying to enjoy ourselves under a radon cloud in our new yard.
The fan runs constantly and should last 10-15 years. There’s a slight breeze underneath our house right now. It’s pulling away danger. We can breath as much as we want and it’s okay.
Sarah: Lots of colors. Some yellows and some white ones.
Me: What are they doing?
Sarah: Fartin’ around in the flowers.
As we stood pressed together, sweating in that darkness, listening to the buffeting and the radio, I held the door tightly closed with my arm. If things got really bad, it would be the storm vs. my right arm.
I can’t seem to let go, to send this poem packing. When I read it, I’m back in that old house, the place from which it felt for a while like we’d never escape. The poem begins:
The wind’s rising now and if the wind
gusts hard enough to knock a tree down
on me, I want to say I wouldn’t mind.
In the evening after supper, we clasp hands
with our mates and stroll the circle under
the swaying branches. We see fists and
biceps in the sky and take comfort from that.
The title of the poem: “Each Breeze Began Life Somewhere As a Little Cough.”
Christopher Citro is the author of The Maintenance of the Shimmy-Shammy (Steel Toe Books). He won the 2015 Poetry Competition at Columbia Journal, and his recent and upcoming publications include poetry in Ploughshares, Crazyhorse, The Missouri Review, Prairie Schooner, Best New Poets, The Iowa Review Blog, and Poetry Northwest, and creative nonfiction in Boulevard and Colorado Review. Christopher received his MFA from Indiana University and lives in Syracuse, New York.