Algonquin Night Sky

How to Write a Short-Short Story

Collect everything.  Collect words impossible to translate to English (start with schadenfreude and portmanteau).  Collect particularly crafty sentences in books (“This was not the kind of river you fell into and got out of again; it was the other kind,” says Neil Gaiman in Neverwhere).  Collect memorable quotes (from people such as Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Stars in the universe far outnumber all sounds and words ever uttered by all humans who ever lived.”).  Collect definitions of words you didn’t know existed (imbroglio: a complicated and embarrassing state of things).  Collect scientific facts, historical events, songs with catchy refrains, pictures of kids and sailors and new species of bugs and mobster mugshots from the 1920s.  Poke your fingers into the vast ends of the universe and snatch up everything worth writing about.  You need all the details you can get your hands on so you can be precise as an assassin.  Pile them up in neat stacks, categorized and ordered accordingly.  Repeat unendingly.  Never stop collecting.

Make a mess. Shuffle through your neat stacks and pick out the bits that ignite, glow, spark.  Keep shuffling until you have a handful of volatile snippets and set aside those that don’t fit together nicely in your palm.  Be sure your workspace is clear.  Then, hurl your inspirations recklessly in every direction.  You’ll find the story through the chaos, twisting and weaving those bits and pieces into something of your own.  Sculpt your creation, delicately or haphazardly or in a new way entirely.  When you are finished, stand it up and dust off the debris. Polish.

When you’re ready, set up your camera. Focus on a moment, or a snapshot, of this mess you’ve created.  Flash fiction is photography.  Your story exists in the flash of the camera, but you’re not the photographer.  You’re the guy who sets up the props, the still life.  You’re the guy who adjusts the lighting and the backdrop.  Hell, you’re the camera.  Keep tweaking that delicate snapshot up until the flash pops.  It’s over so quick, though you’ve spent hours preparing, setting up for that snap when the photographer clicks the lens.  The photographer is your reader.  Your reader is the one calling the shots, really.  She’ll see what she wants to see.  Your job is to give her something worth seeing.

Hayley Fitz will begin interning at Passages North in the fall. She looks forward to reading your short-short story submissions then.

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lovely laundry

The Not-To-Do List

Every morning is the same. Brew coffee. Assess to-do list. Commence project. Fail.

I have deliberately sabotaged nearly every day of my writing life with my to-do list. It is aggressive. It is unrealistic. It demonstrates my illusions of grandeur.

Yet I continue to carry on this habit, this self-punishment. Because it works for me.

Some writers carve out an hour or two of writing time each day. These are the lucky ones. Most have to defend this time against competing responsibilities. No one “finds” time to write. It is demanded. Removed from the day. If we don’t protect that sacred hour, no one else will do it for us.

Yet, even with my leisurely lifestyle and casual teaching load—which grants me nearly limitless hours of freedom to write—I must still defend my time. I must still fight those competing elements—laundry, Facebook, the ever persistent thought that a nap would re-energize me.

I know myself. I know I cannot nap for less than a two hour block. Three is preferable. But, if I want that nap, that reward and promise of renewal, I must first earn it. I must first wear myself out. I must first attempt the impossible to-do list.

No matter what advice I receive, I cannot bring myself to trim this list of (largely self-imposed) expectations. Every morning, I glance at the impossible and know I will complete little of what I set out to do.

Some would find this tactic self-defeating and discouraging. I, apparently, feed off the madness. I feed off the challenge to accomplish an unreasonable amount of goals for the day: write a draft of one essay; edit a series of poems; write an article for a magazine; finish a book review for a journal; back up my files; clean my desk; reorganize my bookshelves; clean the house; write an email to my editor; read for an hour or two; go for a walk; flesh out idea for new project; get groceries; update website. This is about the usual level of delusion I face each morning.

Before turning off the monitor for the night, I sigh. I copy and paste and move today’s leftovers to tomorrow’s to-dos. I list them in priority sequence (which is not to say that’s how I handle them) and again I wake up to the growing list of goals.

It was Einstein who defined insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting alternative results. I agree. Yet, for me, this madness works because there are results. I may not clear everything off my list each day, but the pressure to accomplish something works for me.

I am the person who would avoid the one thing on my to-do list if there was only one thing on my to-do list. I need pressure, but I need options and variety. I need freedom. Sure, these items are priority sequenced, but I will avert authority and do whatever appeals to me in the moment. I am both in control and out of control. And that’s what keeps me moving. That’s what keeps it unpredictable and offering different results, even when I approach the day the same way, every morning.

Every morning is the same. Brew coffee. Assess to-do list. Commence project. Succeed. Nap.

Lori A. May is the author of four books, including The Low-Residency MFA Handbook: A Guide for Prospective Creative Writing Students (Continuum 2011). She has contributed to magazines including The Writer, Writer’s Digest, and American Road. Her poetry and literary nonfiction have appeared in  Phoebe, Caper Literary Journal, Hippocampus Magazine, Steel Toe Review, and qarrtsiluni. Her website is www.loriamay.com.

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chess-set

by Tom Rich

Let’s go three in a row on Tom’s Tortured Metaphor Theater. Tonight’s episode: Chess!

I don’t play chess very often, despite enjoying it quite a bit. The problem I have is the same with most games: while my opponent and I are playing by the same set of rules, we’re very seldom playing the same game. For some people, as an example, psychological warfare is part of the fun, a necessary and enjoyable aspect of the contest. For me, though, that sort of thing isn’t fun at all. Same rules, different game.

Recently, though, my friend Matt dragged me into a series of chess games, and it turned out to be a lot of fun. Both us were interested mainly in the strategy and aesthetics of the game, rather than in winning or even really playing all that well. We’ve had a great deal of fun with it, and it’s almost entirely, I think, because we’re playing the same game.

Having spent a lot of time around clever people for whom stories are very important, I sometimes wonder if we’re all playing by the same rules, let alone the same game. Frequently, I would make a criticism in a writing class only to have the author tell me that the element in question was a feature, not a bug. Sometimes they were misguided, but just as often all I could say was “oh. Never mind, then.” The story works, and works well, but only if you approach it from the right angle.

Or let’s pick on my lit crit buddies again. I got to listen to some of their MA theses last year and left impressed, but also moderately confused. Great stuff, but if you read my work in terms of evolving attitudes toward animal rights or post-Freudian psychoanalysis… well, you’d have something interesting, but it wouldn’t be the story I had in mind when I wrote it.

Or, hey, what about readers who don’t spend all their time hanging about college English departments? I’ve showed my dad my stories, and his usual question is “great, but are you gonna finish it?” We’re both reading the same words, but not necessarily the same story. (As an aside, Dad is batting around .750 in terms of “hey, I actually do need to rework the ending.” Don’t tell him; there’ll be no living with the man.)

And you can’t really fault anyone here. Just like with the chess game: for some people, playing the psychological element is genuinely fun, and the game isn’t good without it. For some people, stories aren’t enjoyable without supremely dense symbolism; for others, they’re not enjoyable with it. The diversity of readers and readings is one of the many double-edged swords of story writing: it makes things more fun and more frustrating at the same time.

As for me, I write for a reader looking for the same things I am in a story—moderate weirdness, bittersweet endings, and, preferably, Antarctica—and politely bow to the rest. I know of no other way to do it. May you find a good reader, and happy writing!

Tom Rich is a writer, itinerant academic, and flannel enthusiast. His work has appeared in the Midwest Literary Magazine. Since graduating from Northern Michigan University in 2011, he has gone professional in filling out applications.

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horse head

Judge Caitlin Horrocks has chosen Karin C. Davidson’s “We Are Here Because of a Horse” as the winner of the 2012 Waasmode Short Fiction Prize. The story will appear in Issue 34—due out in January 2013—along with our Just Desserts Short-Short Fiction Prize winners.

A sincere thank you to all who entered. We appreciated seeing so many contest entries this year, and we look forward to seeing more entries October 2013.

Our nonfiction and poetry contests will open for submissions next winter.

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J & F draw a line in the sand, by Island Vittles, on Flickr

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Conehead by Ani-Bee, on Flickr

The results for our Just Desserts Short-short fiction contest are in!

Judge Roxane Gay has chosen a winner and two honorable mentions, and we’d like to offer a hefty congratulation to the first-place winner, Traci Brimhall with her short-short “After the Flood the Captain of the Hamadryas Discovers a Madonna.” We’d also like to congratulate our two honorable mentions, Nahal Jamir (“Girl”) and Rochelle Hurt (“Dirty Girl”). Look forward to seeing all three pieces in Issue 34. Thank you to all who submitted.

Our Waasmode Fiction Prize will be announced soon.

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Adam Schuitema will read from his book of stories, Freshwater Boys, at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, April 12, in the Brule Room of NMU’s University Center. Join us.

Freshwater Boys was published by Delphinium Books and is distributed by HarperCollins. The book was named a Michigan Notable Book by the Library of Michigan. His stories have appeared or are forthcoming in numerous magazines, including Glimmer Train, North American Review, Indiana Review, TriQuarterly, Black Warrior Review, and Crazyhorse. Adam earned his MFA and Ph.D. from Western Michigan University. He is an assistant professor of English at Kendall College of Art and Design and lives in Grand Rapids, Michigan with his wife and daughter.

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Poet Susan Terris will read at 7:30 p.m. on Monday, April 2, in the Nicolet and Cadillac Rooms of NMU’s University Center.

Susan Terris was born and raised in St. Louis, Missouri. She has a B.A. degree in English literature from Wellesley College and an M.A. from San Francisco State University. She has written poetry since she was an undergraduate in classes taught by Richard Wilbur, David Ferry, and Philip Booth. Her writing career, however, began in the field of children’s fiction. She had 21 books published by New York houses such as Doubleday, Macmillan, Scholastic, and Farrar, Straus & Giroux. During the same period, she also wrote poetry and had poems published from time to time. About 25 years ago, Ms. Terris found herself consumed by the writing of poetry. Since then she’s written and published only poetry.

Her poetry books include The Homelessness of the Self, Contrawise, Natural Defenses, Fire is Favorable to the Dreamer, Poetic License, and Eye of the Holocaust. Her work has appeared in The Iowa Review, Field, The Journal, Colorado Review, Prairie Schooner, Spillway, The Southern Review, Volt, Denver Quarterly, Ploughshares, and elsewhere. She had a poem from Field published in Pushcart Prize XXXI.

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Bokeh fence

by Tom Rich

I took up fencing in college. It was a great way to stay active, gave me some moderately interesting stories, and allowed me to strike other students with swords without getting in trouble. I also met my girlfriend there, so hey, added bonus. By my senior year, I was president of the club and helping to teach new members the very basic principles of fencing, like how to hold your weapon or where to put your feet. I got to wear a cool black jacket and everything.

One night, several weeks into a fall semester, I was reviewing how to do an advance, which is fencing talk for taking one step toward your opponent. “Ok,” I said, “so you want to make sure you’re in a good en garde stance, keep your upper body still—back straight, foil in line, knees  loose—and move your front foot forward, just a little, then draw your back foot up so you’re right back how you started. Make sure your off hand is out of the way, too. Now just remember all of that while somebody’s trying to poke you with a sword.”

Time after time, I ran into fencers who could do each movement fine in isolation: their advances and retreats were crisp, their bladework precise, their distance maintained. Yet when we finally got them to the point where they could actually fence, it all went out the window. Once they tried to put the pieces together, it all fell apart. Of course, I’m using the third person here when I should be using the first-plural: I can remember struggling with the same thing myself.

In writing, like in fencing, we’re juggling a pile of different skills at once. Describing setting is a different trick than narrating action than illustrating character: they call on different clusters of memories and demand different things of the writer. Yet at the same time, if our stories are to have some sort of coherent wholeness to them, we have to consider everything together all at once. The setting has to reinforce character has to explain action. And that’s assuming my breakdown here is even accurate, which it isn’t. There’s a lot to juggle while we write, and it certainly isn’t easy.

And that’s just within the story. Beyond its confines there are readers to consider, with all of their irritating habits. Too, I imagine most of us consider our own ultimate goals as writers, whether we want to amuse, entertain, instruct, educate, illustrate, demonstrate, obfuscate, or simply delight. It can be a bit overwhelming, and probably helps to explain the number of distractions we cultivate.

Fortunately for my analogy, those new fencers offer us a glimmer of hope. If they stuck around, and if they listened to their wise and witty instructor, eventually most had a match where things clicked: they maintained distance with their opponents, advance-lunged with a beat-disengage, and scored a touch (I wonder how many readers have Wikipedia’s fencing article open at this point). After that it usually fell apart again, and we all kept working and having a good time, reviewing the pieces so they’d be better at each one when everything clicked again.

In writing, like fencing, everything clicks only every so often, and hopefully if you keep at it, and keep working on whichever pieces you can, the clicks come a little more frequently. May you never face anyone with a fast balestra, and happy writing!

Tom Rich is a writer, itinerant academic, and flannel enthusiast. His work has appeared in the Midwest Literary Magazine. Since graduating from Northern Michigan University in 2011, he has gone professional in filling out applications.

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